Freak Of The Week: December 21, 2008 – January 3, 2009


It seems almost fitting that the last Freak of the Week should go to my long suffering wife. It must be tough to be married to a twisted individual such as myself. It helps that she is pretty damned twisted herself. So on to my ode to my not so blushing bride.

For Mrs. Evyl

As I look on my work with a keen sense of mirth

I call you to gaze on what I have unleashed on the earth.

I see you gaze on the pics and stories standing so near

And look upon your face and I see your sneer.

And I know that I have hit the mark by chance or by luck

When I hear you exclaim, ‘You sick twisted fuck.’

Thanks for putting up with a freak.

And thanks for being my freak for 759 weeks.


3 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: December 21, 2008 – January 3, 2009”

  1. Evyl, you romantic, soppy old thing, you.

    Dear Mrs. Evyl. Thou art a very tolerant woman. Also a very talented woman. Congratulations on being a freak. 🙂

  2. Wow. It seems a special moment in history here and I’m glad to be witnessing it. Mrs. Evyl takes the prize! Congrats to her and thanks to Mr. Evyl for all the fun this year with the freaky contests! Hope you both have wonderful holidays and a health, happy New Year.

  3. Congratulations Mrs Evyl, is he really as twisted as they say he is???? lol. That was quite a poem he wrote for you, of course I am convinced in real life he is a poet!!! May you and your boy Evyl have a wonderful Christmas, I wish you all the best!

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