Freak Of The Week: July 21 – 27, 2008

This weeks Freak is the political pundit with a conservative view of the twisted political scene. His entries always make the judges round table discussion and this week he was able to come up with the winner. So this week my hat goes off to The Grit. Congrats Freak. Now on to my little ode to The Grit.

The Ballad of The Grit

Come and listen to a story of a man named The Grit

And if ya don’t like it I don’t give a shit.

Then one day he was looking at some long and hairy pubes

My bet is that he was grabbin’ for some lube.

(KY that is. Non-sticky. Warming gel.)

Well the first thing you know The Grits a Winning Freak

Jerked down his pants and down the block he streaked.

Cops pulled up and threw him in a van

Now he’s sittin’ in the county can.

(Jail that is. Three squares. Stained cot.)

Well now it’s time to say good-bye to a man they call The Grit.

Sorry that my contest got him into so much shit.

You’re all invited back again next week to this locality

To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our freakiousity.

(Freaks of the Week, that’s what we call ’em now.

Nice Folks. Y’all come back now. Ya hear.)

Congrats again Grit on a job well done. Now go ahead all you freaks and friends, go on over and congratulate this weeks winning freak on a job well done. And just so you know it, you are all winning freaks in my eyes. Thanks once again for all of your great entries and good luck on next weeks contest.

The Ballad of the Grit is for parody purposes. No Neighbors were shocked in the production of this ballad.