Freak Of The Week: May 12 – 18, 2008

This weeks winning freak is the delightful, frank, fun, and brutally honest, Red. Her winning haiku exemplified the Evyl tradition of the Fuck You Haiku. With one part perversion, one part gross beauty, and a heaping helping of fun, she won out.  Congratulations Red!!!

For Red: The Freak of The Week

Brutally frank and honest to the core.

You say it all and make us beg for more.

From simple tales of a mother’s woes

To heated passages of passions throes.

From stories of gaseous emanations in the night,

To joyful posts of life’s simple delight.

I bid everyone to go see Red.

Good for the body and good for the head.


6 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: May 12 – 18, 2008”

  1. Aww .. I am humbled.
    Thank you, kind Sir 🙂

  2. A frigging well deserved “Freak of the Week”

    I’m still trying to suppress the urge to piss my pants after my visit to Red’s place. “Gargling his junk” is indelibly etched in my mind.

    Well done, Red. 🙂

  3. QueenBitch Says:

    Congrats Red…

    I think you should celebrate by “gargling his junk” again. Perhaps not with the child walking in this time.

  4. Evyl’s junk?

  5. Wow – great poem! Red is very deserving. 🙂

  6. Well done Red! This one was beyond me, but you handled it well!

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