Freak Of The Week: May 5 – May 11, 2008

This Weeks Freak is the talented, vivacious, witty, and the wonder of the comment box, Anja. It was a close contest with many potential winners but Anja pulled off the victory by impressing the Blue Ribbon Freak Finding Panel of Judges by not only coming up with the word, ‘clamslammed’ but by giving that extra special glimpse into her life that brought tears of joy to their eyes. “And while I was sitting there, licking the dogs ass to get the nasty taste of cunt out of my mouth (not literally, you filthy fuckers) the word ‘clamslammed’ slipped into my head.”

 

So here’s a little sonnet describing my love for her and her blog.

Anja, Oh Anja from Rat in a Cage

With blinding wit and casual charm

You fill your blog with humor, lust, and rage.

And I find myself disarmed.

You live and blog from the Land Down Under

When I see day you see night.

It seems to me no small wonder

That your cursing brings me such delight.

Your humor like your template is dark and black

Yet your laughter rings through as clear as a bell.

And if I can venture one little crack.

Those that don’t like her can go straight to hell.

So I bid everyone to see Anja, the freak of the week.

Not for the timid, the humorless, or meek.

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4 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: May 5 – May 11, 2008”

  1. Since I decided to make a new blog to celebrate the winning entries. I had to delete a couple of comments. I will just put them here.

    The Covert Lover: When I saw her description the other day, it also brought great joy into my life. LOL

    Congratulations ot Anja!

    Trisha Truly: YAY! ANJA!!!!! She totally deserves it!

    Good freakin’ job, woman!! Congratulations!!!

  2. Evyl, I’m lost for words. Shit, that’s got to be a first.

    The Covert Lover and Trisha Truly, thanks for visiting my home of perpetually putrid ponderings.

  3. Yay!!! Anja rocks. Im glad she won.

  4. well deserved….this girl is in your league evyl, she does to me what you do…few people can do that….know i’m so glad the 2 of you got together…
    well done anja
    :mrgreen:

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