This week finds the lovely and talented JavaQueen as the reigning winner and Freak of the Week. With a swift and bitingly witty advertising slogan for a new dating site she wins the admiration of the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. Now on with my ode.
For JavaQueen:
Straight from the heart and straight from the hip.
You don’t take no shit and you don’t take no lip.
I like it the most when you pull of the gloves
I even can ahh on your posts of puppy love.
Long has he laboured and many were the defeats but finally at long last Michael has proved his freakish worth and captioned the winning entries. Congratulations Michael and no other ode would do than resurrecting a Fuck You Haiku in your honor.
For Michael
Mr. Sensitive
Has all the ladies swooning.
It’s Smoke and Mirrors.
Save The DanceTeam Captain. Save The World!!!
This weeks winner was able to fuck up a meme with style and grace. MJ from Note to Self is the deserving Freak of the Week. Congrats MJ and here is a little token of my esteem.
For MJ
It was back in June when you caught my eye
Posting of an event that’s need none could deny.
I’ve heard it said that One should never suffer a fool gladly
But this event, I looked forward to quite madly.
The first of July will always hold my attention at sway
For from you I learned that this date is Slap a Moron Day.
Since then I have learned that from small packages come great things.
And cleavage shall always be king!!!
(Actually it probably should be queen but that don’t rhyme.)
Congrat’s MJ, you are truly a Freak among freaks and one of the best bloggers on the web and a damn fine person. Your man in blue is indeed a very lucky man.
And for anyone that has never visited MJ, go and give Note to Self a read. And go and read her archives from June and July of 2008 to check out her posts on Slap a Moron Day. It is some of the funniest stuff that I have ever seen.
