It is a rare and talented Freak that can win the prestigous and highly coveted Freak of the Week title twice. But happily Trisha Truly is just such a special individual. Congrats Trish on a job well done and now on to my ode to your freakish greatness.
For Trisha
Purple streaked locks
Can bring a few shocks.
Yet what a wonderful change
You’ve managed to arrange.
With your ass dry and neat
Without a fucktard to leave up the seat.
Congrats Trisha.
Congrats to the Saucy Wildcat for her freakish injury. Anyone who suffers an injury while performing an aerobatic sexual act and has the heart, determination, and sheer freakish never-say-die attitude is bound to get the big go-ahead from the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. So now it’s time for my little ode in haiku to the winner.
For A Wildcat
hnt legend
sweet and sultry southern belle
keep giving it hell
My sincere thanks once again to everyone that entered. And please go and visit Vic and wish her congratulations.
This week, Cowgal Utah claimed a well deserved win with her fill in the blank freakishness. Cowgal has a great sense of humor and I might add sends out some of the best e-mails around. I always know something good is coming whenever I see her name in my inbox. Congrats, Cowgirl!!! Now on to my little ode to her freakishness.
For Cowgal
A freak from the land of Latter Day Saints?
You may think that I’m kidding but I tell ya I ain’t.
A freaks where you find them no matter the land.
And you sweet little freak you deserve a big hand.
So bask in the glow like a modern day Druid
As you swallow that sweet nasty fluid.
Congrats again Cowgal!!! And once again thanks to all that entered my little contest. If you didn’t win, better luck next week and remember, You are all fabulous freaks in my eyes.
This week finds the first repeat Freak of the Week Winner. The delightfully wicked Anja, with her winning ways pulled out the coup de grace with the freakiest drunken poem. So here is my little homage to the awesomeness that is Anja.
For Anja
I went to your page for inspirational muse
I couldn’t think of squat, I had nothing to lose.
I squandered my best shit on your last little ode
I thought and I drank and I belched like a toad.
And what to my wandering eyes did see.
A kilt in the air and an ass flying free.
A few demon spawn and a spider or four
And a couple of wanna be skanks dressed up all like whores.
It’s nice to have you back from your nice little rest.
Don’t look back for the future is best.
Your Freak of the Week for yet another day.
Your a Freak for all time and we love it that way.
Now I would ask that everyone go visit Anja and congratulate her on a job well done. And remember there is always next week and you are all freaks of the week in my eyes.
