Freak Of The Week: June 23 – 29, 2008

This week finds one of my favorite bloggers in the entire ’sphere finally getting the respect that she so richly deserves. Joebecca is a talented, vivacious, no-holds barred kind of a person. When she left her first blog, I was truly saddened and when she came back, she came back better than ever. So here is my ode to the wonderful woman from Tiny Whore’s Beer and Wieners.

For Joebecca

• I think I stepped on a beer can
• On the way to your URL
• And since I was barefooted
• I’m limping beat to hell
• So next time that I visit
• Please show no alarm
• If I’m wearing mandels
• To keep my feet from harm.

Thanks to everyone for playing along and please go visit this weeks winner and wish her congratulations. You will be glad that you did.

 

Freak of The Week: June 16-23, 2008

This week it is my pleasure to re-introduce Crazy Dan to the Blogosphere. He is a master commenter and has a foul and crude outlook that I applaud. So without farther adieu here is my little ode to a Funky Freak.

Crazy Ass Dan

Nasty, Crude, And frankly lewd

Sick, Twisted, and three quarters rude.

Give it hell you sick fuck.

I wish you lots of luck.

Crazy Dan can now be found posting on Smoke, Evyl, and Crazy Dan so head over and congratulate him.

Freak of the Week: June 9 – 15, 2008

This week’s wonderfully freaky Freak of the Week is the awesomely crafty and talented 2lazydogs. Congratulations darlin’ on a well deserved victory by answering five freaky questions, she pulled off an amazing victory against some formidable foes. Here are her answers:

1. What is your favorite smell?  The smell of sex in the morning.
2. What texture of fabric feels the best against your skin? The silk scarves that you tie me to the bed with, of course.
3. What song puts you in the mood for love? NIN “Only”
4. What do you look for when buying a pair of shoes? Sleek and sexy stilettos that invoke the mood, but can be kicked off quickly.
5. What would you choose for a superpower? Invulnerability

So here is my little ode to The Freak of the Week

For 2

Nifty Thrifty

Never shifty.

Feisty Friday Fun.

Of cats and dogs

and kids kissing hogs.

And random tales well spun.

Now go over and wish the winner congratulations on the sweet smell of victory.

Freak Of The Week: June 2 – 8, 2008

 

This week’s Freak of the Week is the talented blogger and illustrator, Michael Ferraro, aka Bronson Five due to his stunningly freaky caption. This marks the first time that a man freak has been able to pull down the big prize. Congrats. And now on with the ode.

City Pics

Fuck the Darkness

Screw the Gloom

Bright Shiny Colored

Pictures of Doom.

Now go over and wish Bronson Five congratulations on a well deserved honor. And also, my appreciation for the self-portrait. It adds an extra something that really shows that he deserves the victory this week.