Freak Of The Week: May 5 – May 11, 2008

This Weeks Freak is the talented, vivacious, witty, and the wonder of the comment box, Anja. It was a close contest with many potential winners but Anja pulled off the victory by impressing the Blue Ribbon Freak Finding Panel of Judges by not only coming up with the word, ‘clamslammed’ but by giving that extra special glimpse into her life that brought tears of joy to their eyes. “And while I was sitting there, licking the dogs ass to get the nasty taste of cunt out of my mouth (not literally, you filthy fuckers) the word ‘clamslammed’ slipped into my head.”

 

So here’s a little sonnet describing my love for her and her blog.

Anja, Oh Anja from Rat in a Cage

With blinding wit and casual charm

You fill your blog with humor, lust, and rage.

And I find myself disarmed.

You live and blog from the Land Down Under

When I see day you see night.

It seems to me no small wonder

That your cursing brings me such delight.

Your humor like your template is dark and black

Yet your laughter rings through as clear as a bell.

And if I can venture one little crack.

Those that don’t like her can go straight to hell.

So I bid everyone to see Anja, the freak of the week.

Not for the timid, the humorless, or meek.