Freak Of The Week: May 26 – June 1, 2008

This week’s winning freak is the incomparable Covert Lover. Her winning ability to spin a story that would make ones head spin vaulted her to victory. I created a modern fable and left out the ending and it was up to the challengers to provide the story with not only ending but also a modern moral. Her winning entry was simply incredible.

So now it is time for my little ode to The Covert Lover in Haiku.

The Covert Lover

Beneath the surface

Of her curvaceous beauty

Lies her wit and charm.

It is also a great pleasure to award her the victory this week due to the fact that it is Memorial Day. I am sure that her support of Tits for Troops puts a smile on many a soldiers face. I hope that everyone will go and visit The Covert Lover and congratulate her for a hard fought victory.

Freak Of The Week: May 19 – 25, 2008

 

This week the Winning Freak is the delightfully brilliant Trisha. The rules of the game were simple. I gave out three words and the contestants were to construct a sentence from them. Her entry showed originality and that certain indefinable something that makes a true Freak of the Week.

He squinted menacingly at me and said “get back in the yurt, bitch, and when I say ‘queef’ dammit, you’d better sound off!

And so now it is time for my little ode to the winner in Rondelet. Congrats Trisha!!!

For Trisha

Out on the farm

Like a deep breath of fresh spring air

Out on the farm

Where a queef will sound no alarm.

Dwells a maiden with golden hair.

Talkin’ Trash from her blogging lair.

Out on the farm.

I hope that everyone will go and visit Trisha and congratulate and get to know her. She is truly one of a kind.

Freak Of The Week: May 12 – 18, 2008

This weeks winning freak is the delightful, frank, fun, and brutally honest, Red. Her winning haiku exemplified the Evyl tradition of the Fuck You Haiku. With one part perversion, one part gross beauty, and a heaping helping of fun, she won out.  Congratulations Red!!!

For Red: The Freak of The Week

Brutally frank and honest to the core.

You say it all and make us beg for more.

From simple tales of a mother’s woes

To heated passages of passions throes.

From stories of gaseous emanations in the night,

To joyful posts of life’s simple delight.

I bid everyone to go see Red.

Good for the body and good for the head.

Freak Of The Week: May 5 – May 11, 2008

This Weeks Freak is the talented, vivacious, witty, and the wonder of the comment box, Anja. It was a close contest with many potential winners but Anja pulled off the victory by impressing the Blue Ribbon Freak Finding Panel of Judges by not only coming up with the word, ‘clamslammed’ but by giving that extra special glimpse into her life that brought tears of joy to their eyes. “And while I was sitting there, licking the dogs ass to get the nasty taste of cunt out of my mouth (not literally, you filthy fuckers) the word ‘clamslammed’ slipped into my head.”

 

So here’s a little sonnet describing my love for her and her blog.

Anja, Oh Anja from Rat in a Cage

With blinding wit and casual charm

You fill your blog with humor, lust, and rage.

And I find myself disarmed.

You live and blog from the Land Down Under

When I see day you see night.

It seems to me no small wonder

That your cursing brings me such delight.

Your humor like your template is dark and black

Yet your laughter rings through as clear as a bell.

And if I can venture one little crack.

Those that don’t like her can go straight to hell.

So I bid everyone to see Anja, the freak of the week.

Not for the timid, the humorless, or meek.